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FYI: Our Son's Prie Dieu (Prayer Kneeler) Prices Will Increase March 1st, 2011
08 Feb 2011

FYI: Our Son’s Prie Dieu (Prayer Kneeler) Prices Will Increase March 1st, 2011

By Colleen Hammond, in Catholic Church, Prayers

UPDATE: It looks like Ian fixed his website!

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Our son Ian’s new website was hacked and is under construction, so your best bet is to visit his Facebook Page.

Be advised that prices increase March 1st, 2011 A.D.

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Compare our son’s two high quality Prie Dieus/Prayer Kneelers (below) to other places that charge well over $500–and theirs do not fold up!

Our son’s custom built, high quality, hand-made (in Texas!), folding Prie Dieus/Prayer Kneelers are priced perfectly for any gift–but that price will increase March 1st, 2011!!!

Meticulously hand-crafted in the USA, these Prie Dieus … Read the rest

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29 Jul 2010

The Invisible Woman (Building Great Cathedrals)

By Colleen Hammond, in Family Life, Humor | 1 Response 1 Comment

“With admiration for the greatness you are building when nobody sees.”

HT to Ruth. Share this with all the Cathedral Builders you know.

Nicole’s sketch “The Invisible Woman” brings a powerful message of hope to every taken-for-granted woman in today’s world. This video shared with permission from Fresh Brewed Life, Inc. and Nicole Johnson.… Read the rest

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Posted in Family Life, Humor | Tagged brewed, builder, built, cathedral, femininity, fresh, Humor, invisible, johnson, life, nicole, woman | 1 Response

Our Son’s New Prayer Kneeler/Prie Dieu is For Sale
27 Jul 2010

Our Son’s New Prayer Kneeler/Prie Dieu is For Sale

By Colleen Hammond, in Catholic Church, Featured, Prayers | 22 Responses 22 Comments

Compare our son’s two high quality Prie Dieus/Prayer Kneelers (below) to other places that charge well over $500!
Our son’s custom built, high quality, hand-made (in Texas!), folding Prie Dieus/Prayer Kneelers are priced perfectly for any gift!!! Meticulously hand-crafted in the USA, these Prie Dieus are ‘glued and screwed’ for stability and long life. The durable construction ensures you’ll get years of use, giving you the option to pass it along as a valued family heirloom.

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Posted in Catholic Church, Featured, Prayers | Tagged Abortion, Atheism, Bioethics, cancer, Carpentry, Christmas, Clinton, Communism, Courtship, Dessert, dieu, Europe, Fashion, femininity, Feminism, folding, Freedom, G.K. Chesterton, Games, gardasil, gossip, Hand made, Healthcare, high quality, Homeschool, Humor, Immigration, Immodest, Interview, kneeler, kneelers, Latin Mass, Lent, Made in USA, Marxism, Masculinity, Masonry, meatless, Motu Proprio, Movies, Music, Muslim, oak, pine, Pravda, pray, prayer, prie, Prie Dieu, Quotes, Sacred Heart, Saints, School, Second Amendment, seminarians, Sermons, Skirts, Socialism, Sports, stem cell, Sunday, Swine Flu, Texas, Thrift, Vaccine, Vatican, wood | 22 Responses

26 Jul 2010

PETA Won’t Like This…

By Colleen Hammond, in Abortion, Humor, Pro-life News | 4 Responses 4 Comments

If only PETA would get upset about the daily slaughter of children in their mother’s wombs.

From Creative Minority Report:

Yup. That’s right. Beer served from the carcass of a dead animal. It’s kinda’ primal and technologically advanced at the same time.

Mind you, they say the animals died of natural causes but who knows? With guys that are willing to brew beer for dead animal containers, it’s not that hard to imagine them chasing down squirrels in their neighbor’s backyard. Predictably, animal rights activists are…shall we say…a bit upset.

Advocates for Animals’ campaigns director Ross Minett blasted the … Read the rest

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Posted in Abortion, Humor, Pro-life News | Tagged Abortion, animal, beer, carcass, dead, Humor, PETA | 4 Responses

16 Jul 2010

13 Beer Facts Worth Knowing

By Colleen Hammond, in Games, Humor | 9 Responses 9 Comments

HT to Keg Works.

13 Beer Facts Worth Knowing

  1. You should always store bottled beer upright, not on its side. This minimizes oxidation and contamination from the cap.
  2. Bottled beer is pasteurized. Keg beer is not. That’s why it’s critical for kegs to stay cold (38°F). As the temperature rises, CO2 expands (causing foamy beer) and dormant bacteria may become active and ruin the keg.
  3. The type of water used for brewing makes a difference. The best ales are produced with hard water (with more natural salts like calcium) while soft water is better for lagers.
  4. Before the 1400s
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Posted in Games, Humor | Tagged 13, 33, anheuser, bass, beer, brewery, busch, estrogen, facts, Games, guinness, hops, Humor, keg, kegworks, pabst, pack, rolling rock, six, works | 9 Responses

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